Category Archive: Review!

CLUEDO 2.0 – THE NEXT GENERATION

“No Philip, you don’t understand. The murderer is in this envelope!” The frustration in my mum’s voice was noticeable, even to my six year old self. For as long as I could remember… Continue reading

On the First Day of Christmas…

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me… a cosy night with the family… I adore Christmas. Plain and simple. Through the years since childhood it’s symbolic and historic reasoning… Continue reading

WOW… I MUST HAVE HALF THE BEACH IN MY VAGINA

It’s funny how as you grow older you suddenly begin to realise all the things you’ve been told all your life are true. I used to think my parents were so uncool and… Continue reading

Silent Hill Movie Analysis: Part Two

Picking up right where we left off with Part One we will start with Gucci’s entrance at the half an hour mark in the movie… 00:30:00 The Close Cut TriStar, who were the studio… Continue reading

White Christmas

As part of their annual Christmas Season of Movies, The Belmont Picturehouse in Aberdeen proudly presented Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” this morning. A packed screen full of excited festive folk enjoyed what is,… Continue reading

The Reality of Roseanne

“Obama will get my weed when he pries it out of my cold dead fingers!” – Roseanne, 2012 Roseanne Barr has never been one to mince her words. Her views on the world… Continue reading

Silent Hill Movie Analysis: Part One

The long and tumultuous relationship between movies and games is a well documented one. There are countless reviews and websites that discuss the sordid details, but not here. Instead I will take an… Continue reading

Cary Grant Builds His Dream Movie

Monday morning. Another one. I’ve always wondered exactly which Monday it was in the history of time that started off the grand tradition of the Monday Blues. Did Homo Erectus beat his chest… Continue reading

Trick R’ Treat

You ever have a film that you’ve heard a lot about, read about it, seen trailers for it, had a friend recommend, but never actually gotten round to watch it? For several years… Continue reading

ADDAMS FAMILY COMPETITION

They were Creepy. They were Kooky. Spooky and Ooky. They were the epitome of the era for many 90s children, myself included. I can’t even begin to recount the amount of times I… Continue reading