CLUEDO 2.0 – THE NEXT GENERATION

“No Philip, you don’t understand. The murderer is in this envelope!” The frustration in my mum’s voice was noticeable, even to my six year old self. For as long as I could remember… Continue reading

The Heartbreak of the Princess

I’m only 191 pages through “The Princess Diarist” – a book that has, since it’s publication last month, become a somewhat epitaph to it’s own author – and I must say it’s heartbreaking.… Continue reading

The Sanderson Witch Museum

I’m such a stickler for detail. When it comes to art, I always prefer the really detailed paintings. When it comes to movies I love the ones that add so much detail to… Continue reading

Pip’s Pumpkin Teacakes!

I do enjoy Halloween… (Understatement!) So this year I’ve set myself a personal mission to try and do something Halloween related every day of October, whether it be something small like enjoying a… Continue reading

It’s Only Hair!

When I was about nine years old I was staying the weekend at my Grandma and Grandad’s house. I think they had ran out of things to do with me after leaving me for hours… Continue reading

On The Second Day of Christmas…

On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Two Marty Moose Mugs…  I was wandering the aisles of HMV with my Granny Emily and she hadn’t exactly said she was going… Continue reading

On the First Day of Christmas…

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me… a cosy night with the family… I adore Christmas. Plain and simple. Through the years since childhood it’s symbolic and historic reasoning… Continue reading

WOW… I MUST HAVE HALF THE BEACH IN MY VAGINA

It’s funny how as you grow older you suddenly begin to realise all the things you’ve been told all your life are true. I used to think my parents were so uncool and… Continue reading

THE RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT OF GOD ALMIGHTY

Let me first start off this article by saying I’m a very simple guy. Not in terms of intelligence, but in terms of how I live my life. It’s the simple things in… Continue reading

“I DON’T GET WHY ALL THIS STUFF HAS TO BE ILLEGAL”

“Humanity” – the condition or quality of being a human. When I was ten years old I was given a pet dog. This creature, this animal, this ball of fluff became one of… Continue reading